What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What bird is always sad?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What is the most adorable season?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?