How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?