What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?