Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why was the bud so shy?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the baby cookie cry?