Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a tired tree?
Can February March?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do birds say to encourage each other?