Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a short cow?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?