What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What does a dog say before eating?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?