What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call two birds in love?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?