What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a cat's favorite snack?