Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How long will dinner be?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.