What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.