What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What animal floats best?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do elves learn in school?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do goats and moms have in common?