Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Where do surfers go to school?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What tea do footballers drink?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?