What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?