What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?