What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did summer catch autumn?