What condiment has wings?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's the politest month?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where do stars go to college?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?