What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What tree has the most bark?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What game do bats excel at?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?