Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?