Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
How are mountains able to see?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?