What's the slowest 5k?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What name sounds like the past tense?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What animal always goes to heaven?