What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What birds make average students?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?