What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why is furniture so generous?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Where do cows go on vacation?