Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?