How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do amoebas make calls?
What happens when grass goes out of town?