Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he's already stuffed.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
When should you start writing a book?
How did the toad die?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?