What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?