Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Surprise!!!!
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How do bees get to school?