What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
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Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How did the toad die?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How long will dinner be?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
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What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call a Zen egg?