What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Do dads always snore?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What fish sings the best?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?