What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?