What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the sickly elevator say?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?