What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?