What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why do cows wear bells?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?