What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How does a polar bear build a house?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How do bees get to school?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?