How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?