How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
