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The first President's Day.
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Where was Noah born?
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How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
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What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
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What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?