What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
Who invented fractions?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?