What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Who invented fractions?
What condiment has wings?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's the world's weakest animal?