My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?