What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What kind of bird can write?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?