Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do golfers hate cake?