What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do fairies always drink?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?