What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?