What animal floats best?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Where do kittens go to school?
A book just fell on my head.
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?