What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's the most common blood type for insects?