Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?