Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Which plant has the best roar?
What was the first animal in space?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?