Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet.
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why are books always so angry?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
The museum curator needed a break.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?