Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?