Which elf is the best singer?
ELFis Presley.
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How long will dinner be?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How do amoebas make calls?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do math teachers eat?
What dog never pays attention in class?