What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?