How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?