What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What sport do horses love to play?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?