How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?