Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
The Holy Ghost!
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you give a sick pig?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Do dads always snore?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How did the mermaid call her friends?