What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's E.T. short for?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?