What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?