What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do cats wear to work?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?