What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Surprise!!!!
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which elf is the best singer?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?