What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which computer won the talent show?
How do fleas travel?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?