What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call two birds in love?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?