What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How does dinner smell?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's the king of all school supplies?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?