What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What animal has the most fun?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where do pigs love to take naps?