What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What game do bats excel at?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's the difference between weather and climate?