Why does Jesus drive so much?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How does the moon cut her hair?