What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?