Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
It's allergy season again?
What kind of bird can write?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What animal floats best?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?