What bird is always sad?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do cats wear to work?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?