What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did March say to the madness?
What does the sun drink out of?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?