What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How do billboards talk?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?