What's the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
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Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
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What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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What do you eat on July 5th?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?