What did the salad say to its dad?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What table can you never sit at?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?