What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
How does a squid go into battle?
Why is winter considered holy?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which animal will never go bald?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's E.T. short for?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do bees chew?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?