What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How do hurricanes see?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is the coolest country?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?