Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How do frogs get to work?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Which elf is the best singer?
What are the smartest highways in the world?