What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?