What's the friendliest pen?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How are teens like cats?
What do nosey peppers do?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What instrument did the door play in the band?