Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is a table you can eat?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?