What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Which former US President was always cold?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?