What do cows always add to their salad?
How long will dinner be?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the barber win the race?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?