Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What game do mice love to play?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What food is a man's best friend?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?