How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
He gave her an onion ring!
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's the richest basketball team?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?