What did the stair machines call each other?
What season begins with a thud?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did autumn say to summer?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How does NASA organize a company party?