How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
He gave her an onion ring!
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?