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How does one gelatin greet another?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
How do you measure a millennial?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why are all priests fit?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which celebrity loves to read?