Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Everyone called them ugly ducklings.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
It's Crowded!
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?