You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What is the loneliest cheese?