Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Everyone called them ugly ducklings.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?