What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which elf is the best singer?