Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a forklift?