What's the difference between people and chickens?
People fail if they lay an egg.
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What event do spiders love to attend?