Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?