Why do all the planets get along?
They have a universal understanding.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What fish only swims at night?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?