Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which tree can't stop crying?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?