What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Blue Moon.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What siblings are always sad?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?