Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is a table you can eat?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How do hurricanes see?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?