What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How does dinner smell?