Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do math teachers eat?
How can you make 7 even?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do fall and winter say hello?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?