How do you drive a man crazy?
Hide the remote.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?