Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?