What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What game do bats excel at?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How do animals blend into the desert?