Why did the student eat their homework?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How can you farm during the winter?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?