Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Baggage claim.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?