What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?