Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Which president loved to take baths?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's the loudest sport?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What kind of music do planets like?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?