Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
It's allergy season again?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What is the most adorable season?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?