Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why do bees buzz?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?