Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's the noisiest food?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?