What did the group of hobbits name their band?
The Lord of the Strings.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How do chickens leave the highway?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How are teens like cats?