Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What bird is losing its hair?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which cats have the best manners?