What did the stair machines call each other?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's the politest month?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?