What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What birds make average students?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?