What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?