Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?