My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did one plate say to the other?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why are cars magic?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How do you make a cow float?