What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Do dads always snore?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What condiment has wings?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?