What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?