Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a small mom?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you eat on July 5th?