How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why do bees buzz?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where does laundry go to college?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?