What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do fish do at parades?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What fish sings the best?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Where was Noah born?
What insect runs away from everything?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?