What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What animal has more lives than a cat?