Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was the broom late for school?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?