What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Where do horses reside?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How do horses navigate at night?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?