Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Which is the worst season?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?