What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do golfers hate cake?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?