Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What animal knows how to work a computer?