Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?