Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why was the bud so shy?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How do fireflies start a race?