Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which state has the best streets?
The museum curator needed a break.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?