What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What is the strongest animal?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How do bears keep cool?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What animals love to close envelopes?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?