Why are frogs always so happy?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the pig go to the casino?