What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
