Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do bees say in the summer?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What vegetables make the best music?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Can February March?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?