My dad told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did summer say to spring?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?