What's the scariest letter?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why are turtles so shy?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.