Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What is a horse's favorite sport?