What car can't keep a secret?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?