What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What animal floats best?
What's a henway?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?