Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Two silkworms got in a fight.