Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?