Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?